I don't do windows because ...
I
love birds and don't want one to
run into a
clean window
and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ...
I am
terrified a guest will slip
and get hurt then
I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything
I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have
a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because .
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous
I don't pull weeds
in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way,
HE
is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because .
My husband will never
be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet
meals
when I entertain because . I don't
want my guests to stress out over what to make when they
invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because ... I choose to
believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die
young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up
crusty ol' woman!!!
REMEMBER . . . .
Please share this humor with other important friends!
Author Unknown
Song "I'm Stuck On You"
By
Ray Stevens
